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Living dangerously: Diary of an ABS professional, Week 7

18 January 2008

ABS Dude

In which a job offer comes in sight, and just as quickly goes.

It’s said that networking (or at least having a network of people who think you’re worth paying a large bonus to) helps a chap who’s down on his luck, and this week, I had first-hand proof of its benefits.

A former colleague kindly arranged an interview for me with a fund. As it came via my ‘network', I was very fortunate to interview for the job before a recruitment firm had been appointed to try and fill the position.

I was asked to describe my experience and modestly said it was very broad and that the only area of structured finance where I don’t have a great deal of experience is CDOs. My interviewer coughed, smiled, and said that was precisely what they were looking for – someone with strong CDO experience to deal with some of their existing positions and review any future investment opportunities.

In personal terms, this was a record for blowing an interview up. It was a shame, given it was the first time since university that I’ve had to interview without the comfort of already having a job. Sadly, the warm recommendation from my former colleague could do nothing to save me.

Most of all, though, I was quite surprised to find there’s still demand for CDO positions – I promptly told my interviewer there are plenty of good people with the right experience on the market and that they should be able to find someone very quickly.

It was, at least, good to have my first interview since I was made redundant; it brings back some scrap of hope in this desolated market, even though I royally managed to kill any chance I had with that particular fund. In any case, the receptionist there was far too hot and some other unidentified women on the floor would have proved too much of a distraction for me.

To cheer myself up, I’ve signed up for a contract on a Blackberry. I’ve been feeling naked without one and figured that having the buzzing black box in my pocket would help restore my dignity. It’s almost pathetic that I opted for a work tool and brushed aside any of the fancy phones one can buy nowadays. However, the desired result has been achieved: I already feel better.

The fact that the pain of redundancy appears to be spreading has also given me a shiver of (sadistic) pleasure: I feel less lonely. I was outraged by the appalling behaviour of the bank I worked for, but last week I heard about an even more outrageous mass execution of structured finance dudes. The FT contained a banal line saying that DBRS, the Canadian rating agency which has been trying to establish a foothold in Europe, was closing down its European operations.

From what I heard, and this is totally unconfirmed by DBRS, the parent of the European subsidiary decided to call their shareholder loan and liquidate their European operations. The employees were sent home and told that not only was there no assurance they would be paid their notice but also that there was no guarantee they would be paid for January.

Rating agencies have been selling themselves to their employees on the assurance, albeit spoken rather than written, that they offer more job security than in banks, if not always less work. We’ll soon see what the more established rating agencies will do with regard to such an assurance in the current market conditions.

Comments (10)

Article is too funny to read...and should be given to a publisher to reflect upon the times we all are going through...All the best.

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  • the last three paragraphs dont spread much cheer

    lloyd 18 Jan 2008

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  • Lucky you, you got your redundancy package and you are safely home. Take care of yourself and your family. Think of all the other ABS and CDO guys out here who have to cope with lousy bosses and lack of business - I cannot wait myself to get out of this mess and take a break. Dud

    ABS Dud 18 Jan 2008

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  • Yep, the DBRS story is true. They certainly did the dirty on them. What a great bunch of people; I hope their business continues to flourish!!

    SIV zombie 18 Jan 2008

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  • Article is too funny to read...and should be given to a publisher to reflect upon the times we all are going through...All the best.

    Mr No One 19 Jan 2008

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  • Cheer out guys! More cuts shall come, given now Monolines (Ambac downgrade to AA by Fitch) are in spotlights.

    Big Swinger 21 Jan 2008

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  • Why don't you stop looking at the negative side of things and see if you can apply your skills to say Property Derivs or Commodities both of which are booming. Shake yourself and move on. Whimps like you get on my nerves stop feeling sorry for yourself.

    Chaning Times 21 Jan 2008

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  • Well, good idea but people in commodities won't talk to us. I know, I have tried.

    Fired ABS dud #2567 22 Jan 2008

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  • yep i agree if u do have any commodities, property jobs then let us know your details. and yep dbrs is true !

    nad 22 Jan 2008

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  • I tried to engineer a move into headhunting, but I found myself becoming as dull and odd as Chaning Times

    Go to Hell 23 Jan 2008

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  • People say that it is simply a risk/reward balance zero sum game...etc but I know: it hurts!

    AR 23 Jan 2008

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