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Living dangerously: Diary of an ABS professional, Week 12
22 February 2008
In which Mr ABS takes up a temporary position and turns to gambling.
My Gentleman Club’s job lead proved good and I will shortly be starting not quite what I would call a job, but a new assignment.
As far as I’m aware, I’m part of a new breed. I’ve met IT contractors but never have I had the pleasure of meeting an ABS contractor.
What does this mean? I’m not planning to wear jeans with a checked shirt and trainers to go to work, but it might come with time. Sadly, the type of fire-fighting I will be doing in the coming weeks is far more real than the Millennium Bug and far less lucrative. But the market is in such a meltdown that a short-term assignment is still better than keeping a stiff upper lip on the sofa at home.
Until the day that ABS bankers rule the world again, I’m also seeking solace in the lottery. I’ve heard it said the lottery is a tax on the poor. Is my newfound interest in state-funded gambling an acknowledgment of my new status? I think it’s more about buying hope, which makes me rather sad, but for the moment I am planning to stick with it. Whatever the probability that my lottery contribution will do no more than fund an arts club in the Outer Hebrides, there’s always the reassuring thought that all the winners played.
I don’t remember buying lottery tickets when I was a banker. It wasn’t a case of being sensible about the odds or being so well paid that a win wouldn’t enhance anything. It was simply that it never occurred to me to stampede towards the cigarette kiosk and put my pound on what for most people is their only hope of paying off the mortgage before they lose their teeth.
The nationalisation of Northern Rock comes as interesting news. As a taxpayer again it’s fairly welcome. But as a Northern Rock borrower, with a fixed rate period soon to end, it’s a chilling prospect.
The noise is that Northern Rock’s base rate, which is already the highest in the market (7.69%), will be increased to encourage borrowers to refinance elsewhere. Believe me I would love to refinance elsewhere, if I could only find a mortgage lender prepared to lend to someone reliant on the lottery to pay their way.
You have been very fortunate, I am in a similar position and cannot secure a temp role, too much experience and the assumption that I will jump as soon as somethng better comes along!?
anon 22 Feb 2008
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