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Living dangerously: Diary of an ABS Professional, Week 19

15 April 2008

Anonymous

In which Mr ABS lays his woes firmly at the door of the Government.

Last week RBS announced it was letting 200 people go. Unlike other banks, it seems to have held on until the liquidity crisis got really bad before making serious redundancies. Citigroup and Lehman have had no such compunction – both have announced redundancies already and are sadly set to announce more in the weeks to come.

Having been made redundant already, I have no such concerns. Right now, my main preoccupation is my mortgage, which is with Northern Rock.

When Northern Rock was nationalised, the Government told us it intended to sell the bank later as a going concern. I, however, have my doubts about this.

Last week, I called Northern Rock to enquire about the refinancing of my mortgage. The person I spoke to informed me that its rates are no longer competitive and that I’d be better off talking to someone else. It was only when I persisted that that the adviser divulged the exact rates, which were indeed grossly extortionate. I asked whether anyone was actually taking out new mortgages with Northern Rock; he informed me two to three people per day.

Putting aside the fact that it isn’t telling the whole truth about the Northern Rock situation, there are several other reasons why I feel disgruntlement towards the current administration.

They are:

1) I ended up spending more on buying a house than I ideally would have, because with stamp duty so high it made sense to stretch myself a bit to avoid having to move again in two or three years' time to accommodate a larger family.

2) Last year my personal tax contribution to HM Revenue & Customs was an amount sufficient to support my family for three and a half years, including my mortgage instalments. And yet today – now that I’m in trouble – I’m entitled to no aid from the government.

3) Because the legal framework that protects employees is poor, I had to accept a meagre and outrageously low severance package, considering my P&L (I appreciate that the advantage of this is job market liquidity, but that doesn’t seem to exist in ABS land currently).

4) The BoE could have prevented the Northern Rock crisis, but failed to do so. And Mervyn King, who does not embrace macho rate cuts, has not only got away scot free, but has even been reappointed by the Government.

5) To cap it all, the Government is now planning to embezzle my savings with an abnormally high base rate at Northern Rock.

Since Northern Rock used to have 10% of the mortgage market, it is quite possible that RBS has probably sent home some 20 people in a situation similar to mine. As the Centre for Economic and Business Research estimates that the credit crisis may lead to 20,000 job losses in London's financial services industry over the next two years, there will soon be plenty of candidates to start an urban guerrilla war against the current administration. And then you’ll be able to call me Che.

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Sadly, after years of subsidising the idle and illiterate, not to mention paying the salaries of numerous and various local government diversity / inclusivity specialists, you will be eligible for little or no financial help if you find yourself unemployed again. That is until you have run out of every penny of savings.

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  • Come on, give me a break, Che!

    1. You bought a bigger house because you thought the party would go on and on, not to save on the 2% stamp duty.

    2. I don't get the math on this one either. If you are in the top tax bracket and your tax money would have enabled you to support your family for three and a half years, your last year's net income would have enabled five years, you should have put away some of the money. Moreover, I would encourage anyone who thinks that the public and personal safety and national security are not worth the 40% taxes to go and do their business in Ukrainia or Liberia, tax rates are perceived to be lower there.

    anonymous 15 Apr 2008

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  • You comment that the legal framework protecting employees is poor.  I couldn't agree more.  However, in order to improve the situation and create a fairer level of severance for employees nationally, large numbers need to register protest at the way the system heavily favours employers.  Your managers can ride roughshod over your so-called rights because of the £70K cap for unfair dismissal for an ordinary white bloke doing a stellar job who happens to fall foul of their whims. This might be what a bank manager in the sticks earns in a year, but it doesn't reflect your contribution to your firm - and your employers know it.  Creates a situation where the better you are, the worse your chances in a cull, because suddenly you're seen as a cheap cut-out rather than a profit-generator. Until you have enough voices protesting for change, this is not going to happen. If 20,000 are to be shown the door in the Square Mile, there might be your critical mass. Speak out.  Speak loud.  Make a claim, write to your MP, be noisy about it to all and sundry. If you don't, you're allowing the system to make a victim of you.  Banks tend to flout the rules to cheat the system.  Don't let them cheat yo

    Jane 15 Apr 2008

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  • "...anyone who thinks that the public and personal safety and national security are not worth the 40% taxes..."

    Anonymous, do you really work in investment banking/M&A, or for MI5?  I find it hard to believe any sensible investment banking type would think that a meaningful proportion of taxes is channelled to national security or, for that matter, that the authorities do a particularly good job at meeting the public/personal safety and national security challenges in the UK (Abu Quatada springs to mind).

    My sympathy is with you, ABS Professional. 

    Sadly, after years of subsidising the idle and illiterate, not to mention paying the salaries of numerous and various local government diversity / inclusivity specialists, you will be eligible for little or no financial help if you find yourself unemployed again.  That is until you have run out of every penny of savings (or invented a clever off balance sheet solution in this respect, though I wouldn't try it unless you like prison food - the govt may not be very good at agreeing on the existence of WMD or tackling home-grow fundamentalism but it excels at collaring us hard working urchins when we don't fully pay our way.

    Pimpernel 15 Apr 2008

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  • What is all this whining about from people who earn umpteenth more times salary than the average Joe.  Nobody spoke of the tens of thousands of ENGINEERS laid off (sometimes more than 100,000 engineers from ONE firm alone) during the tech bomb.  they took it all and moved on --  as house painters or re-educated themselves as emergency nurses etc., while the analysts and CEOs get BIG BIG golden bonuses and golden parachutes.  Many of such financiers are still working as 'professionals' in the same field.

    maggie lee 15 Apr 2008

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  • me tarzan you jane?

    goldy poldy 15 Apr 2008

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  • M&A anonymous, are you really in M&A? On a London family house stamp duty is 4% not 2%. most people buying a house will see a large proportion of their income going on mortgage repayments.
    With respect to your comment on tax rates, Ireland, Singapore and Switzerland are very safe places to live.

    Stamp Duty 16 Apr 2008

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  • Have to agree with Maggie on this one. We choose to work in cyclical business; you must be able to take the 'ups' with the 'downs'. If you can't, then you should work in the public sector. Moreover, everyone is complaining about the possibility of a recession - I'm out on my own here but it's long over due; a time for cleansing the system.

    Anonymous 16 Apr 2008

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  • At my sister's wedding (April '05), the band played "It's Raining Men." In subsequent weeks, I jokingly insisted to my mother how AWESOME that moment was. Jokingly. But somehow she got it in her head that she LOVED the song. She insisted it be played at my wedding to Eliza six months later. On our big night, I gave the band explicit instructions not to play it under any circumstances. Even if the groom's mother requested it. Post-honeymoon I get this e-mail...

    From: Stereomom
    Sent: Wednesday, October 26, 2005 8:58 AM
    To: Stereogum
    Subject: Hi

    You didn't play It's Raining Men. It's not nice.

    I should've got her a Weather Girls CD for Mother's Day.

    this is what I understand reading this... 18 Apr 2008

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