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TRANCHED: I find myself waiting at rainy bus stops, and I am not alone

3 October 2008

CDO Joe

The last time the UK entered a recession I was sitting my GSCEs and the biggest threat to my lifestyle was poorly timed acne. Things this time are very different. Although it remains true that acne would be an unwelcome surprise, I am now facing challenges that have been entirely absent for much of my adult life.

For the last few weeks, I’ve commented on a market in free fall and watched in terror as household names have vanished under tumultuous market jitters. Every week, it appears that new dams are raised only for the torrent of bad news to overwhelm the defences. The US government bailout was seen as the magic bullet – however, at the time of writing, the markets have slipped their moorings and seem headed for the rocks once more.

It has become very clear that the City and Wall Street of the 1990s and the 2000s has truly killed the goose that laid the golden egg. Some people lost their shirts following the exuberance of the dotcom boom, but not once did it threaten the very existence of the financial system as we knew it.

A year ago, as a cash-rich, time-poor banker, my solution to all problems was to throw money at them. Now that the time-cash formula has been turned on its head, my behaviour has changed totally.

Cabs, for example, were my mode of transport of choice. Now I find myself waiting at rainy bus stops, and I am not alone. Friends and acquaintances no longer bore each other stupid with tales of soaring house prices. Now beers in the pub often end up with conversations about where to seek out bargain purchases and cheap deals.

According to the latest economic speak, this is called ‘de-leveraging our personal balance sheets’. The emphasis is instead on hoarding cash and paying down debt. Recession is far duller than boom times, but a few years of financial chastity may be the only way out of all of this.

Against that backdrop, I was phoned this week by an ex-colleague with whom I worked four years ago. His employer is looking to fill a contracting role within a project management function. A few months ago, I wouldn’t have given it much thought, but things have changed dramatically.

In this market, any port in the storm is valuable. And the storm may have a long way to go before it blows itself out.

CDO Joe is a structured products specialist who lost his job 20 weeks ago.

Comments (10)

'a few years of financial chastity'...what? presumably it is then full steam ahead with the next money making scheme?

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  • 'a few years of financial chastity'...what? presumably it is then full steam ahead with the next money making scheme fuelled by human greed and then lo and behold another screwed up global economy! (this time facing our kids). NICE ONE MATE...

    jon c 03 Oct 2008

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  • Joe,

    This maybe news to you but they days of financial wizardry to make a vast fortune are over. Complex financial instruments that only a rocket scientist can understand are going to be very few in number. There is no substitute for hard work and if you ask me, you should take up that project management job. Put your time and effort into creating something the AVERAGE JOE wants. Your soul will be happier. Trust me.

    Steven 03 Oct 2008

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  • who are you moral monks? go write your comments to the gaurdian..

    Barey Employed 03 Oct 2008

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  • Steven - Do you think building "Complex financial instruments that only a rocket scientist can understand " isn't hard work?

    H. Potter 03 Oct 2008

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  • H. Potter,

    If a rocket scientist "creates" a one-off exotic financial instrument that I, as a client, do not understand and I can't find another buy to sell it onto and at the end of the day must rely on his word for it's valuation, then something is seriously wrong. The one-off exotic financial instrument is whatever the rocket scientist wants it to be. He might as well say the moon is made out of cheese and I must pay him a lot of money to get a piece.

    So, no, I don't think it's hard work. I don't think it contributes anything useful to society.

    Steven 03 Oct 2008

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  • Most people don't work in order to create 'stuff' for others in society. Much of what we do after getting of the train is go into an office and 'operate' a spreadsheet and/or the telephone. It may be disgusting to many, but money's important and the more we can make the better.

    My relatives who are now retired and poor don't wish that they were more creative when they were working!

    John 04 Oct 2008

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  • Steven  - you just have a chip on your shoulder for not getting into a bank.

    bc 05 Oct 2008

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  • with all due respect guys. me thinks steven is right and all he says is what warren buffett has been saying for decades. as long as you dont understand and can explain it to the average joe it is NOT a good investment that will create value.

    investment banking is important and supportive. just look what it has created: ebay, google, etc.

    but imo all those new fin derivatives dont do that.

    Bernhard 05 Oct 2008

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  • Steven,

    You noted my name but didn't address the comment. If you spend all day moving heavy rocks from one side of the yard to the other and spend all of the next day moving them back, you contribution to society has been negligible. That isn't to say what you've spent the past two days doing wasn't hard work.

    H. Potter 06 Oct 2008

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  • I am sure you right. It probably does take a lot of hard work to come up with an elaborate and sophisticated con to defraud people of money (eg. exotic complex derivatives origination and sales).

    Steven 06 Oct 2008

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